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The Battle of the Egos
 vs The Rock
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King: Well JR, at least one good thing just happened.
JR: What’s that King?
King: No more Bischoff!
JR: Oh my God you’re right King. It looks like it’s just . . .
(and then Shane McMahon’s music hit!)
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JR: of for the love of . . .
(Shane did his trademark dance before joining JR and the King in the announce booth)
Shane: Boy it feels great to be back fellows. How’s it going? Did you miss me?
JR: Please don’t tell me you’re taking over Bischoff’s announce duties?
Shane: My, you catch on pretty quickly don’t you JR
(Behind the scenes: Lots of emails asking “where is shane o’mac? After all he is the leader of the invasion. Well it’s simple . .. lack of
CAW. Yeap, try to create a Shane CAW. It’s not easy. Mayhem has tried SEVERAL. So, we did a switch. Bischoff will now become an “on air” talent, while Shane will be
behind the announce booth)
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Rock: Finally the Rock, has come back to New . . .New . . .NNNNNN Not going to win the damn series because we have the Mets New York city! Ha Ha
(Crowd boos at the very obvious cheap hometown heat comment)
Rock:
Tick Tock. Tick Tock. (Rock looks at his watch). Mayhem your time is up. Tonight's the night the All Nighter Super Exciter . . . gets turned into the All Nothing Stuper BITCH. (crowd boos).
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Rock:
Oh boo this (Rock grabs his crotch). Tonight, the Rock is going to drag Mayhem in that ring, and his going to whoop his rudy poo candy ass from one ring post to another, then another, then another. You get the point. And then when I land the Unholy Elbow (see it's no longer the People's Elbow hehehe) on his Aquaman Mirror looking ass, the Rock is going to cover him for the 1, 2, 3.
(Crowd boos)
Rock:
That's right Mayhem. After tonight, 3 seconds is going to mean more than how long you can last in bed, but it's also going to mean the end of your career. Now REFLECT on that BITCH.
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(The Rock's music hit as the former People's Champ headed to the ring).
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Cole:
For months now there has been speculation about your allegiance with the KLIQ. Are you with DGW or with your friends Triple H and Kevin Nash.
Mayhem:
Oh screw all of that Cole. Who in the blue hell does the Rock think he is? I’m going to show that Wesley Snipes wannabe who’s the BITCH around here . . . and it sure as hell isn’t me.
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(A very angry Mayhem quickly ended the interview and headed to the ring)
JR: Well the speculation continues, but one thing is for sure, Mayhem is PISSED!
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(The All Nighter Super Exciter wastes no time going on the offensive with the People’s Champ.)
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JR: There is no questioning the Rock’s ability. But why is he such an arrogant ass.
Shane: You wanna talk about arrogant? Adam Mayhem is the most arrogant bastard in that locker room! Hell, all it would take for the
Rock to win is to distract Adam Mayhem with a mirror!
King: Huh?
Shane: Just ask Big Daddy G, or better yet, I’ve heard Samantha Dorris can give a better version of the story.
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JR: Mayhem is on fire tonight!
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(Mayhem delivers the Bionic Elbow to the Rock, shades of Dusty Rhodes)
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