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(The wait was over as the most anticipated PPV in DGW history started out with a burst of pyro sending the crowd into a frenzy. 53,000 people filled the historic Madison Square Garden as
the mother of all PPVs, Dear God 7: Wrestlemania, was underway)
JR:
Hello and welcome again everyone to the most important night in sports internet entertainment history. For almost a year the war between WCW and DGW has been waged, but tonight could be the turning point in this historic feud.
Bischoff: That's right JR. Tonight you're going to witness the complete annihilation of DGW and it's so called "superstars"
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JR: My ass Bischoff.
King:
And let's not forget the KLIQ either you two. This small faction has been nothing but a thorn in both DGW and WCW's side since reuniting a couple of months ago. They cost Stone Cold the belt at Re-Evolution and tonight they could go home with some gold of their own.
JR: Yes indeed they could King. HBK will have a chance to make history again and capture two belts the IC and X-Division belts as they are
both being defended later on tonight in what will be an amazing fatal four way.
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(The camera then cut to the VIP room where the Unholy Alliance was getting ready. The crowd began to boo)
GMB: . . . and I said EASY ladies, there’s enough here for two!
BDG: Oh you’re kidding me!
GMB: Hey do these pictures lie.
ROCK: Oh man, next time Photoshop your naked ass out of those pictures. And what’s with those mirrors?
GMB: I think Adam Mayhem had the room before me.
BDG: Wait, seriously are you telling me you were the meat in a double fur burger happy meal?
(crowd laughs)
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GMB: Big Daddy G you said it best when you said “Anything is available . . . TO THE UNHOLY ALLIANCE”
(Unholy Alliances starts laughing).
GMB: Ok, enough about my new lifestyle. This is it fellas. Showtime. Time to separate the boys from the ( grabbing his crotch)
men. Oh yeah.
(crowd laughs)
ROCK: Now the question is . . .are you guys ready to rock?
GMB:
(mocking Paul Bearer) . . .OHHHH YEESSSS. (Unholy Alliance laughs). Tonight, Damien and I are going to take care of Kane and Dante. Paul Bearer can show up with his little light show and trap doors again all he wants, but I'm a 16 time DGW Heavyweight Champion damnit. No washed up has been like the Undertaker is going to stop me tonight.
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BDG: Now that's what I'm talking about (giving GMB a dork high five). I've got to head out soon for my match in Times Square, so tonight we
need to watch each other's backs. (BDG then starts walking like Vince McMahon and strutting).
BDG:
(mocking Vince) So tonight Rocky, I want you to take Adam Mayhem's oversized ego and I want you to SHUT IT DOWN. We're going to INJECT a lethal dose of poison on DGW here tonight (Unholy Alliances starts laughing as BDG continues to spit while he talked). GMB I know you'll destroy the Apocalypse. And Mangler, I want you to go out there tonight, take Mick Foley in the ring and I want you . . .to KILL it.
(Unholy Alliance continues to laugh as BDG struts Vince style across the room)
JR: Oh what a bunch of jackasses.
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Mangler:
You don't have to worry about a thing guys. I'm going to prove tonight once and for all that I AM the King of Hardcore. Names like Mick Foley, Terry Funk and Sandman will all be distant memories once I'm finished in the ring tonight
(BDG, GMB and The Rock questionably looked at one another and then at Mangler)
GMB: Hmmm, Mangler. What happened to the German accent?
Mangler: German what?
BDG: Your accent? You've been talking in a German accent for almost two months now.
Mangler:
Dude, I didn't know you started smoking pot! Rock the hell on man (Mangler laughed as the Unholy Alliance continued to look weirdly at Mangler as the camera cut back to the ring as the first match was about to begin)
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