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Woman’s Championship Match
 VS
w/ Victoria w/ Trish
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(The camera cut to the back as Mary Alice-N-Chains was getting ready for her big match against Samantha Dorris while chatting with her husband and current DGW champion Big Daddy G)
MAC: Wow, isn't it amazing. Hard to believe we've been married a year now.
BDG:
I know. Seems like only yesterday we were walking up the isle as the Star Wars ending theme was playing and I was watching three chicks make out on the dance floor.
MAC: Hmm, that was your bachelor party not our wedding damnit (Crowd laughs)
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(hehe true story. Instead of "regular" wedding music, we left the church with the ceremony theme ending from the original Star Wars movie)
BDG:
Oh yeah. And speaking of bachelor party vixens, I can't wait for you to destroy Samantha Dorris tonight. I still can't believe she let us video tape her doing all that stuff she did at my party.
MAC: Don't remind me. To this day I can't eat a banana split.
BDG:
Ugh, yeah. God only knows what she's going to do in that Hustler pictorial. Anyway, I've heading out to Times Square. When I get back, let's party . . .Canadian style
(Crowd sighs with disgust as BDG and MAC disgustingly make out before MAC headed to the ring).
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JR: Well this is the first time that jezebel Mary Alice-N-Chains is defending her DGW Women’s Belt since the Re-Evolution started months ago!
(Victoria quickly followed behind the Women’s champion)
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King: Oh man, the Hustler model of the year Samantha Dorris. Have you seen her photo shoot yet?
JR: Why hell no
King:
It’s too hot JR. I had no idea there were other uses for cough drops and pearl necklaces until I saw that magazine. Here take a look (King holds up a Hustler . . . JR acts like he’s going to puke in his hat)
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Bischoff: Oh for the love of God put that away.
(Trish came to the ring behind Sam. All 4 women locked eyes in the ring, when all chaos broke loose!)
King: Oh it’s puppies galore
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(Although it took awhile for the ref to get Victoria and Trish out of the ring, eventually the match got underway)
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Bischoff: Oh my God, please tell me Samantha is wearing panties for this match. For the love of God this isn’t a date!
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(MAC showing exactly why she is the DGW Women’s champ)
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(Mary Alice then stunned the crowd as she went up top again and perfectly executed a sunset flip on Samantha)
Bischoff: Oh ring the bell baby, it’s over.
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