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Divas Underwear Match
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(It was the match that Jerry “The King" Lawler had dreamed about: an underwear match between current DGW woman’s champion Mary Alice-N-Chains and the hot slutty new comer, no pun intended,
Samantha Dorris. Micheal Cole caught up with the current champ, covered up in a sexy robe, before she headed to the ring)
Cole:
Samantha has had some pretty harsh words to say about you since the last Raw is Smackdown. Even making the allegation that “at least my twin mountains are real.”
(crowd ooohhhs like a gay man watching Ricki Lake)
MAC: Oh that little . . . yes, Cole, these babies are real. The difference between my mountains and Samantha’s is I’ve never let an
entire football team “climb “ them all in one night at a drunken frat party.
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Cole: Are you intimidated at all getting in the right with nothing but your underwear?
MAC:
I was at first, but Big Daddy G has been helping me all week. For some reason, he lets me do the Hurricania on him over and over and . . .
Cole: That’s nice. Speaking of Big Daddy G, Samantha also said, “the only reason why Mary Alice is the DGW champion is because
she’s Big Daddy G’s bitch.” What do you have to say about that?
MAC:
Look we’re talking about a woman who actually feel for one of Adam Mayhem’s pick up lines! (crowd laughs). And have you seen that bachelor party video? Samantha’s jealous because I have something she’ll never have . . . class! And if she thinks I’m Big Daddy G’s bitch, just wait. Tonight . . . I’m going to make Samantha Dorris MY bitch!
(crowd oohhhs again as Mary Alice took to the stage).
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(The woman’s champion made her way to the ramp, and slowly dropped her robe)
King: Oh my God, JR . . .. this is GREAT!
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(The crowd went nuts as the half naked Mrs. Big Daddy G headed to the ring)
King: Oh I’ll be right back JR.
JR: Where are you going King, for the love of God sit down.
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King: I’m just trying to help JR. Look, she’s obviously cold!
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Ok, like i was going to do these screenshots and not get an ass shot :)
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(A hush fell over the crowd as Samantha Dorris made her way out to the ring. The crowd had expected to see something out of the ordinary with Samantha’s attire . . . but they had NO idea she would
be wearing a . . .)
King: Dominatrix outfit! Oh my God JR. This is the happiest moment in my life.
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King: Oh look JR, she even has see through panties on. You know what those sale for on the Internet?
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JR: Oh for the love of God, King get both hands above the announce table NOW!
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(Behind the scenes: Before I get any emails, folks I just write this crap . . . Mayhem MAKES the CAWs)
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