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Main Event
Heavyweight Belt Match
No Holds Barred Match
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Winner: Adam Mayhem
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(It was now time for the main event. The crowd was on their feet in the sold out living room . . .I mean arena. Thus far Meltdown had blown the roof off and had far exceeded everyone’s
expectations. Mainly because of Big Daddy G’s amazing performances in his matches between RVD and Nay-Bob. But then again, this writer could be extremely biased . .. anyway, Michael Cole
caught up with both Mayhem and Grand Master B earlier to get their opinions of there upcoming match)
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Cole:
You are a 10 time DGW Heavyweight Champion, not to mention the other belts you have held over the years. But yet, the fans still seemed obsessed over your real sexual orientation. What do you have to say about this?
GMB: First of all Cole, I don’t give a damn what the fans think of me. These are the same idiots who pondered on who the Black Scorpion was
for 3 months even though the only DGW Superstar that was absent during that period was Adam Mayhem. I mean come on, even Snakedog figured that one out. Now as far as my “sexual
orientation” goes. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. I’m ALL MAN DAMNIT. And now, finally, I have proof. In my hands Cole is a notarized letter stating that I had
sex with Samatha Dorris last night. (GMB raised a letter up to the camera)
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Cole: You mean a letter like this (Cole raises up an almost exact copy of GMB’s letter)
GMB: (confused) Uhmm . . .yeah, that’s the letter. How the hell did you get one?
Cole:
Ha ha. We’ve all got one GMB! Getting Samantha into bed isn’t that hard to do. Hell X-Pac and Trish have the same letter. As a matter of fact, so does Kane, Chris Jericho, Goldust, Torrie Wilson, Booker T, hell Adam Mayhem has a whole book of . .
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GMB: ENOUGH ALL READY DAMNIT. (crowd begins to laugh). It doesn’t matter Cole. Tonight, Mayhem is my bitch. And you know
what I do with my bitches?
Cole: Send them to Texas? (crowd begins to laugh)
GMB:
(whispering to himself: I could be home playing Grand Theft Auto 3 but instead . . .) Yeah, Cole. Make fun of me all you want. But there is one thing I do have on Mayhem. At least I can tell the difference between a good looking bitch . . . and an ass ugly stripper.
(The crowd goes OHHHHH as GMB smiles and heads toward the arena with a cocky strut)
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Cole:
Every time you have faced Grand Master B in the past, you’ve had your ass handed to you, not counting your brief stint as the masked Black Scorpion. How is tonight going to be different
Mayhem: Cause you see Cole, just like with my women, I know all the right buttons to push.
Cole: Really? Well, Samantha Dorris said that after only 2 minutes you were . . .
Mayhem: Oh it doesn’t matter what she said. Like a friend once told me. It’s is a race, Cole. A race that I always win.
(Teenaged girls begin to scream as Mayhem took off his DGW Shirt and headed for the ring).
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