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TV Title Belt Match
4-Way Battle Royale
Hulk Hogan vs Triple H vs Kurt Angle
vs The Undertaker
Winner: Triple H (new champion)
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JR:
Hello and welcome back to what is sure to be an explosive PPV. In case you didn’t hear, Satan is back. Vince McMahon has taken control of DGW once again in an historic match with Ric Flair. Vince has made his presence known ever since and tonight he said he was going to make an historic announcement.
King: Whoa, look JR.
(the camera then cut to the back where Vince caught up with DGW Commissioner East Side Mangler)
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Vince:
Well, well, well. I’ve been waiting for this for a long time, Mangler. You see, I’m back in charge now and I got to thinking the other day “why did I loose control in the first place.” It was YOU Mangler. It was YOUR fault. YOU were the one that made that damn match with Flair and me in the first place. Who the hell do you think you are damnit. I built this company with my own blood and sweat. If I want to destroy it, then damnit, I can. You know why . . .because I’m Vince McMahon damnit. And nobody messes with a McMahon.
Your duties as DGW Commissioner are no longer needed Mangler. In other words, East Side Mangler . . . YOU’RE FIRED.
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(The crowd begins to chant @#%hole. As Mangler looks on)
JR: Ah, Son of a Bitch
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ESM: You’ll regret this Vince. Trust me, you’ll regret this. Tonight you’re going to see a taste of what you’ve done.
King: Wow, what do you think Mangler meant by that?
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(The cameras then cut back to the arena as the first match-up was about to begin. First to the ring was The Undertaker. Look close my friends . . . yeap, it’s a CAW. A new . . .ugh . .
. modified “Short Haired Undertaker”)
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It’s True It’s True. Kurt Angle made his way to the ring. I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before Mayhem makes a bald Kurt Angle. No Adam, put down the controller now!
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(Real American began blaring as the DGW TV Champ headed toward the ring. Thank God, WWE finally brought back Hogan’s REAL theme music)
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(The Game, HHH, was the last to make his way to the arena. He then picked up a mic to give yet another one of his amazing promos, but to the delight of the crowd, his mic didn’t work)
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