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Womens Championship Match
Wedding Gown Match!

 vs TDL
Winner:  TDL (new champion)

JR:  Oh King, now it’s time for your favorite match of the evening . . .the women’s match.

 

King:  Women?  The only woman I see in this match is Mary Alice-N-Chains.  TDL has got the kinda face that only a pitbull could love. 

 

J.R. The rivalry between MAC and TDL is the stuff of legends.  We haven’t seen a feud like this since the early days of the Fabulous Moulah and Wendy Ritcher.  

 

King:  And lets not forget JR, it was TDL that tried to crash MAC’s wedding! 

(the DGW woman’s champion made her way to the ring)

 

King:  Wow JR, look! She can walk after the honeymoon! 

 

J.R.  Damnit King don’t make me turn off your mic again.

(TDL made her way to the ring to a chorus of boos)

 

King:  You know I heard that she tried to crash the honeymoon as well.  Apparently the crew on the cruise boat kept confusing her with a beached whale, so they kept throwing her back in the water!

 

J.R. Oh you’re too much

(Mary Alice wasted no time in attacking her arch-nemesis TDL)

King: Look at this She-Devil go JR.

JR:  My God what’s gotten into this little gir


King:  Well, Big Daddy G said that on the honeymoon . .

JR:  Don’t answer that King.  For the love of God, don’t answer that

(MAC landed a devastating drop kick to the face.  The crowd was crazy for this match)

MAC:  “You see bitch, it’s my balcony now.  It’s my balcony!”  The woman’s champ began to scream

(When it seemed MAC was going to totally dominate the match, TDL fought back with an animal like growl)

JR:  Geez, King.  Is that TDL or Rhino?
King:  There’s a difference?

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