Pre-Main Event

(A quick clip was shown of the Undertaker being taking out of the arena earlier in the night)

JR:  Never in a million years would I ever think I’d see ‘Taker being carried out in a stretcher.

King:  And by Grand Master B no less.

Bishoff:  It’s just like Big B said, ‘Taker’s days are over and he proved that tonight.  You can bitch and moan all you want but you have to give it up for Grand Master B here tonight.

JR:   The hell I do.  He threw that man off the cell straight onto the hard concrete floor below.  What kind of respect is that?

(An ambulance was shown in the back of the arena)

JR:  I’m being told that this ambulance is here to possibly take the Undertaker to to a nearby medical facility.  The extent of ‘Takers injuries are not known at this time but we’ll keep you informed as we hear about it.

JR:  Oh now what the hell is this all about.  Can we please cut away from this jackass, we’ve got a man seriously injured outside.

(Much need comic relief began as an obviously tired Big Daddy G walked into the special Unholy Alliance VIP room where Grand Master B was celebrating his victory over the Undertaker)

BDG:  Where in the holy hell have been?  Stone Cold jumped me. . . hey nice watch, where did you get that?

GMB:  It’s a long story.  Dude, did see what Mangler and I did to The Undertaker?

BDG:  No I didn’t see what you guys did, Stone Cold freakin’ jumped me while I was trying to enter the building and I’ve been fighting that jackass ever since.  So did you win or not?

GMB:  Hell yeah I won.  We do have a problem though.  Mangler . . .well . . . he started talking in a German accent tonight?

BDG:  German accent . . . I thought he was Dutch Irish? (crowd laughs)

GMB:  Yeah, that’s what I thought too.

BDG:  What the hell is going on around here!   I get beat-up, Mangler’s talking weird, Fred Durst banging Britney Spears.  Christ, the next thing you’ll tell me that Nay-Bob won the Rumble.  

GMB:  Well, now that you mention it . . . Nay-Bob did win the Rumble.

(crowd laughs as Big Daddy G shakes his head)

BDG:  FINE!  Looks like I need to have a little chat with Flair before my match.  

(BDG and GMB had a couple of shots, Little Green Men for the record, then Big Daddy G left the VIP room and started looking for General Manager Ric Flair)

JR:  Well now what in the hell did that mean?  Why does Big Daddy G need to talk to Ric Flair all of the sudden?

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