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2nd Annual DGW Rumble! Winner will face the champion at Dear God 7
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(All eyes went to the Titantron as an interview with JR and The Rock started. The crowd began to boo)
JR: You shocked the world last month when you turned against DGW and the fans and joined …
Rock:
Wooh, wooh, wooh, WOOH. JR, just because The Rock likes your BBQ sauce don’t think for a minute, not one second that I’m going to sit here and let you disrespect me like that. You see, The Rock didn’t turn on the fans . . . the fans turned on The Rock.
JR: Oh come on. These fans made you what you are today. How can . . .
(The Rock gave JR the shhhhh taunt until the DGW announcer was quite)
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Rock:
Now that’s better. At Raw X, the Rock was the only superstar to even make an appearance. Did Stone Cold show up? Hell no. Mick Foley? That fat ass can’t even get out of the bed after what the Mangler has done to him (he said laughing). But yet the fans boo the Rock? The Rock electrifies like no other and then they started to boo me and cheer that Goldberg clone Brock Lesnar. Give me a break.
(crowd boos)
Rock:
The Rock’s personal favorite is when I’d hear this chant . . . “You Sold Out . .. You Sold Out.” HAHA. The Scorpion King made over $170 million dollars, half the people that are chanting “You Sold Out” bought tickets to my damn movie. But what can you say about these idiot fans. I mean we’re talking about a group of people who think the good life is when they get to upgrade to a double wide trailer behind their parents house.
(crowd boos).
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Rock:
And from the look of some of these ugly ass kids running around the arena, I’d say most of them don’t know the difference between a tic tac and a birth control pill. My God JR have you seen how ugly the women are in this town? I’ve heard of putting a bag over a woman’s head before, but in this town you might as well just bang the bag.
(crowd continued to boo)
Rock: Oh go back to eating your pork rinds you lard asses.
JR: But why leave DGW? Your hatred of WCW is legendary?
Rock:
Oh, but this is a new WCW. Look at the Unholy Alliance. Big Daddy G, Grand Master B and the East Side Mangler, the three most dominate figures in Sports Internet Entertainment today. I mean for Christ sakes, Mangler’s got a tattoo of a rotting clowns head on his arm . .. and he wasn’t even drunk when he got it.
JR: We all know that Mangler’s crazy. We’ve all heard the stories about the Prince Albert he got. But why have you . . . .
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(The Rock interrupted JR while grabbing his leg/crotch)
Rock:
Easy big fellow, EASY. The Rock doesn’t want to talk about body piercing JR. Yeah, Mangler’s crazy, but what does DGW have to offer? I weighed the talent between DGW and WCW and realized I’m not putting my career in the hands of these jabronis. Let’s look at DGW. Take for example Adam Mayhem. Do you think for once second that The Rock is going to let his Aquaman looking ass anywhere near me? (The Rock starts to laugh).
Rock:
You know, he should team up with whats-his-name . . .oh yeah, The Hurricane. Look out everybody, it’s the Justice League of DGW. (Rock continues to laugh). Stand back, there’s a dolphin coming through. Hey, maybe they can bring back The Earthquake and Typhoon! The NEW Natural Disasters. You remember those two fatasses that . . . (JR started to shake his head in disgust) . .. oh it doesn’t matter if you remember or not.
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Rock:
And what about Nay-Bob? You think I’m going to team up with that former mullet wearing redneck? And don’t get me started about Samantha Dorris. That woman’s the cause of more penicillin shots that then flu. (crowd actually laughs)
Rock:
Hey damnit, this ain’t no sign along. You see, The Rock is finally home . . . in the Unholy Alliance. I’ve conquered Hollywood, this business, and with the help of the Big G, the Master and Mangler we’re going to conquer DGW too. And it starts here tonight at the rumble. The Rock is going in at #27. (Rock laughs). That’s just three people The Rock has to get through.
JR: Well I’m glad you feel that way . . . because Nay-Bob just drew number #29 in the rumble.
(The crowd went nuts as The Rocks face turned from happiness to anger as JR got up and ended the interview)
Rock:
(the Rock said whispering). 29. oh it doesn’t matter. Nay-Bob will be drunk by 5:00 pm anyway
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(The camera then cut to the back locker room where Nay-Bob was talking on his cell phone)
NB:
So you’ve got my back? . . . . oh hell yeah, sounds great. Austin’s got Big Daddy G occupied, but you never know with these WCW jackasses. I’m going to need all the help I can get.
(Nay-Bob then hung up the phone, turned and looked at a Rocky poster hanging on the wall)
NB: Scorpion King . . . Electrifying my ass.
(Nay-Bob then exited the locker room as the second annual DGW Royal Rumble was about to begin!)
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(It took us forever to customize the Rumble, so I had to throw in a screenshot)
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