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Diva Centerfold Match
 vs Torrie Wilson
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(If the crowd was still “down” from the tag match, then the next event was better than Viagra in “lifting” the crowds spirits)
King:
Oh yes, my favorite moment in the PPV JR, it’s Torrie Wilson vs Samatha Dorris. Or as I like to say . . . it’s time for sweaty T&A. I’ve got to go to the ring and interview Torrie and Stacy. Man I love my job.
Bischoff: Oh for the love of God King. From the looks of it you may want to take a cold shower before you head down there.
(Torrie Wilson came out with a huge pop with Stacy Kibler. The King was all smiles as he headed to the ring)
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(The crowd began chanting HLA, HLA, HLA)
King:
Ok now, everyone calm down . . . you too (the King said while staring at this crotch. Crowd laughs). Now Torrie we recently learned that you’re going to posing in Playboy (down boy). You said you had a special surprise for us here tonight.
Torrie:
Oh King you’re in for a treat tonight. Because Stacy and I are here to let the fans see the COVER of my Playboy shoot that’s coming out next week.
(The crowd went nuts)
Stacy: And if your lucky, you may get to see Torrie and I dance together tonight. So how about that . . .
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(Before Stacy could finish, Samatha Dorris’s music hit as the wild one made her way to the ramp and grabbed a mic)
Samantha:
Oh give me a break. Playboy? Torrie you think you’re cool because you’re in Playboy? You can see more in Maxium now than in Playboy. And Stacy honey, you may have legs, but my dads back has bigger boobs than you.
(crowd laughs)
Samantha:
Fans don’t care about Playboy anymore, so I decided to give fans a real treat. See I posed for a magazine myself. (Fans go crazy). So, which would you rather see fans . . . Torrie in Playboy . . . or me in . . . HUSTLER magazine.
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(Fans go nuts)
JR: Dear God! Hustler magazine!
Bischoff: Oh my God JR! Some of the pictures in the magazine would make a porn star blush. NO wonder they called her Easy E in high
school.
JR: Well I think the look on The Kings face says it all Bishoff.
(The King was in heaven. After her stunning revelation, Samantha made her way to the ring while The King escorted Stacy back to the back before taking his position back at the announce table)
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(Samantha wasted little time as the match started with a bang)
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JR: There is definitely no love lost between these two divas.
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Bischoff: Divas? The only diva with class in the ring that I see is Torrie Wilson. I mean Hustler? I thought Samantha had stooped
to a new low when she made that video at Big Daddy G’s bachelor party but that is insane.
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King: Oh shut up I think it’s great. After Samantha’s photo shoot we’ll finally get some much needed answers.
Bischoff: Answers to what?
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King: Well for one . . . if she shaves more than just her legs!
JR: Oh for the love of God would you stop
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(The match went back and forth. Actually for a women’s match, this was a pretty technical match)
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