First Ever BEER BRAWL!

 vs
WINNER: Big Daddy G

The crowd was on there feet for the next match.  The feud between Big Daddy G and Nay-Bob had come to a head at the last RIS when Big Daddy G cost Nay-Bob the IC belt to RVD.  This was only a small pay back after Nay-Bob had turned on his cousin at Wreslemania ending BDG’s long championship reign.  Michael Cole caught up with Nay-Bob before his match.

Cole:  Tonight your going to compete in the first ever Beer Brawl . . .and from the smell of you breathe it would seem you started a little early.

NB:  Early?  It’s 5:30??  Anyway, this is going to be a nothing match.  Big Daddy G has never come close to out drinking me.  He’s even worse than his little Prime-Time friend Adam Mayhem who can barely handle 2 beers without screaming, “WOOOOH, am I drunk.” 

Cole:  But what about BGD’s legendary Mardi Gras encounter?  HE was rumored to do over 22 shots in one night!

NB:  22 my ass.  Yeah, just like that 280 pound guy he knocked out.  Hell, that guy was smaller than Spike Dudley.  Just watch Cole.  BGD’s going down faster than Samantha Dorris in a frat house.

(NB then headed to the ring. While at the entrance ramp, NB chugged a beer and took off his nWo shirt to reveal his OLD “Gotta Beer” shirt).

 J.R.  Good Lord King!  That’s the 3 beers Nay-Bob has had tonight . . . and the match hasn’t even started!

(Cole then caught up with Big Daddy G)

Cole:  You just heard the comments of your former ally Nay-Bob. What do you have to say about your upcoming match?

BDG:  Cole you’re talking to a man who drank 26 shots of liquor and knocked out a 320-pound man at Mardi Gras one year.  This match . . . is nothing but a joke. 

Cole:  I thought it was 22 shots and the guy was 270?

BDG:  Yeah, whatever.  Details, details. 

Cole:  Rumor has it you’re known for doing stupid stuff while you’re drunk.  Specifically there was this story about Rickie La . . .

BDG:  Hey, hey hey.  Shhh.  Mary Alice-N-Chains is around here somewhere.  Besides those are just lies.  Filthy lies (BDG said while moving his eyes back and forth in a shifty motion). Those guys are just jealous of the girls I’ve had before.

Cole:  You mean like that lesbian that wears all of those tye dyed . . .

BDG:  DAMNIT COLE, HUSH.

Cole:  One last question . . . Who’ll win the match?

BDG:  .  . .

Cole:  I’ve heard that Nay-Bob as a devastating . . . SUPLEX. 

(BDG then beat the living hell out of Michael Cole and headed to the ring).

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