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Catholic Schoolgirl Match
Woman’s Title Match
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(It was time once again for The King’s favorite match of the night . . . the woman’s title match. Vince McMahon wanted to make an example of the queen mole Mary Alice-N-Chains, so this one was
going to be a Catholic Schoolgirl match where both divas had to dress in little schoolgirl outfits . . .with the little white shirts, tiny little socks, plaid skirt . . . mmmmm . . .wait, where was
I. Former champ and Mrs. Big Daddy G, Mary Alice-N-Chains headed to the ring)
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King: Yes, PUPPIES. You know I’m not supposed to cheer for Mary Alice-N-Chains because she’s WCW and all . . . but I can’t lie
JR, The King is at full salute right now.
Bishoff: Get both of your damn hands above this table right now!
JR: For once Bishoff, I’m in complete agreement.
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(The crowd went wild as current DGW Woman’s champion, Samantha Dorris, headed to the ring. It was immediately obvious to everyone in the arena that Samantha had forgot to wear a bra!)
King: Man, is it cold in here . . . or is it just Samantha
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(Behind the scenes: So, a lot of emails lately asking why we’ve been doing more “risqué” matches like bra and panties matches, HLA, etc. Well, supply and demand. We base how
popular a match is by the number of page hits per match. Lately, the woman’s matches, which were normally near the bottom as far as ratings go is now sometimes the 2nd most viewed match closely trailing the main event matches. So in other words, we’re not the only sick perverts out there!)
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(Mary Alice-N-Chains grabbed a mic before the match began)
MAC: I have a strange feeling that this isn’t the first time you’ve worn a schoolgirl outfit for a large audience.
Sam: Why . . . are you jealous?
MAC: Jealous? Honey I’m married to Big Daddy G. The key word being BIG Daddy G.
Sam: BIG? Ha. That’s not what my roommate said. So what exactly happened between Big Daddy G and TDL on that balcony . . . BITCH!
(crowd begins to oohhh and ahhhh)
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(An obviously enraged MAC immediately attacked Samantha showing no mercy to the champ)
King: Oh yeah, it’s starting.
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Bishoff: Who in the hell does Samantha think she is? She can’t talk that way to the greatest women’s champion of all time and I mean my
God she’s the wife of the DGW Heavyweight champion.
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JR: Well from where I stand, Mary Alice-N-Chains is nothing but a damn jezebel. She’s the whole reason why the WCW is back in the first
place after she help sell the company . . .well quite frankly to you.
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Bishoff: And why is that so bad JR. Competition is always good. It’s just too bad that WCW is going to kick DGW asses again tonight.
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(Heee hee. I just love it when I capture shots like this)
(Camera’s were flashing as Samantha was laid out on the mat by MAC)
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