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(The crowd was still hot . . . mad hot . . . after the upsetting victory by East Side Mangler over Brock Lesnar
and the return of former WCW Champion Golberg. The camera then cut to the back where the NEW Nay-Bob was pacing back and forth waiting for his match with Grand Master B)
JR: Nay-Bob is in the best shape of his life
King. He’s been waiting to get his hands on Grand Master B for over a month and the stakes have never been higher.
King:
Shape of his life? Some say that some idiot accidentally deleted Nay-Bobs original CAW and they had to recreated it?
JR: CAW? What in the hell are you talking
about King? What’s a CAW?
King: Never mind.
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(The crowd went wild as DGW owner Vince McMahon walked up to Nay-Bob)
Vince: (say it like Vince would . . . as always it’s
funnier). Shane thinks he can take my company away from me? Who in the hell does he think he is? We’re going to prove him wrong damnit. I don’t give a damn about the last
match. I don’t give a damn about Goldberg. You know what we need? You know who we need? . . . (brief pause)
Vince: We need the OLLLLDDDDD Nay-Bob (huge crowd
pop). We need the Nay-Bob who can drink 14 beers in a night and still has the energy to do Karaoke till dawn. We need the Nay-Bob who doesn’t take crap off of nobody . . . especially a
little maggot like Grand Master B. I want you to go out there tonight and destroy GMB. It’s time GMB gets a little RUTHLESS Aggression.
Nay-Bob: Vince I’m not only going to destroy GMB
tonight, but after DGW defeats WCW once and for all tonight, I’ll make sure that Grand Master B is the next in line for the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club.
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JR: DEAR GOD!!
(Nay-Bob shock Vince’s hand before heading to the ring to a great crowd ovation)
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(The camera then cut to the lobby area where Grand Master B was stretching for his match. Big Daddy G walked
up to the General Manager as the crowd booed)
BDG: We have a chance to win this right now GMB. If
you defeat Nay-Bob, I won’t even have to face Adam Mayhem. Then we can focus our energy on more important things.
GMB: What like going home and playing SOCOM: Navy
Seals? (crowd laughs)
BDG: NO JACKASS, like reshaping DGW from the ground
up.
(BDG gives GMB one of those “Triple H” like stare downs)
BDG: Now go our there and get the job done.
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(The crowd laughs as GMB rolls his eyes at the current DGW Champion before heading to the ring to a chorus of boos)
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JR:
This feud has been going on for months King. This all started when Nay-Bob turned his back on the nWo when GMB was their leader. Nay-Bob has been trying to get GMB in a one on one match-up since then.
King: Something tells me this is going to be brutal
JR. I can smell Nay-Bobs beer breath from here!
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(The match was a knockdown slobberknocker with many “Holy $hit” chants emanating throughout the arena)
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(Nay-Bob appeared to be down, but quickly got up and grabbed the ring stairs!)
JR: Dear God, Nay-Bob’s got the ring stairs.
King: Anything goes JR. It’s a no DQ match!
JR: That’s right King. This one isn’t going to end until someone says I QUIT!
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(Nay-Bob hit GMB in mid-air with the stairs, but still took the brute of a gore off the top rope)
Crowd: Holy $hit . . .Holy $hit!
King: What’s the crowd chanting JR? It sounds like Holy Sh . ..
JR: Damnit King this is a PG site.
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(Both men got back to their feet slowly as Nay-Bob went on the offensive)
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