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Corporate CEO Cage Match
Vince McMahon vs Eric Bischoff
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(It was the match that no one thought they’d ever see . . . Vince McMahon vs Eric Bischoff . . . owner vs owner! “No Chance” hit as the DGW CEO headed to the ring)
JR:
Vince and I have had our problems in the past, but this is one time that I’m pulling for the big man. I can’t wait for him to kick Bischoff’s ass
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(Eric Bischoff’s music hit as the WCW owner headed to the ring)
Shane: Trust me guys, I was working behind the scenes in the late ‘90’s. Everything that WCW did was copied by DGW.
JR: Oh my ass
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(Vince wasted little time as he started pounding away at Bischoff’s head in classic Vince fashion)
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Shane: Oh what a kick! He is a 5th degree black belt.
JR: Oh whatever
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King: Oh man, Vince is going to have a hard time screaming with that throat punch!
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(Bischoff looked like he was going to try to climb out of the cage . . . but instead did a summersault)
JR: Oh give me a break, he’s a CEO not one of the Hardy Bozy
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(Vince quickly moved out of the way as Bischoff’s botched his move. He slowly got back to his feet only to be caught with a devastating low blow by Vince)
King: Ohhh Good night
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(Vince then strutted around the ring screaming “who in the hell do you think you are” and “I’m Vince McMahon damnit” as we all continued to get drunk . . . I mean watch on heh)
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(Bischoff through blind punches at Vince as the DGW owner began toying with him. With one gut punch Vince setup Bischoff for a devastating . . .
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JR: STUNNER! STUNNER!
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(Vince then went for the 1, 2, 3 pin as Bischoff was left seeing stars).
JR: DEAR GOD Vince has done it!
King: And he did it with a Stone Cold Stunner!
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JR:
You damn right he did. And as much as Stone Cold hates Vince, I’ve got a feeling that somewhere in the back Austin is smiling right now because Vince just won one for the boys in the back. He won one for DGW
Shane: This isn’t over . . . not by a long shot
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