Hardcore Championship Match
A Clockwork Orange House of Fun Match!

 vs Cactus Jack

(Everyone was still shaken up as one of the most anticipated matches was about to begin)

JR:   Well I have a feeling business is about to pick up and I can’t think of anyone who deserves an assbeating more than the East Side Mangler.

Shane: If you think for a minute that old fart “Cactus Jack” is going to take down Mangler you’re out of your mind.  The East Side Mangler is now the only TRUE “Legend Killer” in Sports Internet Entertainment

(Mangler’s music hit as the Legend Killer headed to the ring)

JR:  This man is disgusting

(The crowd went livid as Mick Foley’s alter ego, Cactus Jack, headed to the ring)

JR:   Cactus Jack returned at the last Raw is Smackdown and yes Shane he DID take out Mangler

(Cactus wasted little time as he began hammering away at the East Side Mangler with a chair in this Clockwork Orange House of Fun Match)

JR:  This is a rather unique match King.  It’s a combination of a table match and a hardcore match.  The rules are anything goes . . . but there are no pins.

King:  What?

JR:  Yeap, the ONLY way to win this match this match is to smash your opponent through a table from the top of the ramp.

King:  You mean off the giant King of the Ring chair?

Shane: Uhmm, you mean the giant Uprising chair!

King:  Yeah . . . Dear God that’s high! 

(Cactus Jack was relentless on his attack on ESM)

JR:  Dear God he beating the hell out of Mangler with that ladder!

(DEAR GOD what a screen shot)

(Cactus went to the top of the ladder, preparing for an elbow . . .but suddenly Mangler jumped to his feet)

Shane: HA!  The old playing possum trick

(Mangler then went on the offensive for the first time)

King:  This match is like watching a train wreck.  Man this is brutal

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