Main Event
Undisputed Championship Match - Triple Threat TLC Match
vs vs

(The ring crew was cleaning up the arena from the soon to be classic HIAC)

JR:  My God can you believe all of the carnage that has happened here tonight.

King: Well it’s about to get even better JR, the main event we’ve all been waiting for!

(The DGW-A-Tron then kicked on with a pre-taped interview with Adam Mayhem.  The crowd began to boo)

JR: Well I for one want to hear why he turned his back on his family. Why he betrayed DGW at the last RIS.

(Tazz and Cole began their . . . “interview” if you can call it that . . .god I hate Tazz and Cole’s commentary on Smackdown.  Yeah, I said it.  I know a lot of people on the net love them, but sorry they suck)

Tazz:  So it’s tonight

Mayhem:  Uhmmm . . .yeah

Tazz:  That’s awesome man. Mayhem’s back from Beverly Hills.

Mayhem:  Would someone please turn this tool’s mic off! 

 Cole:  Why Mayhem?  Why did you turn your back on DGW!

Mayhem:  Turn my back?  I didn’t turn my back on DGW . . .DGW turned their backs on me (crowd boos). 

Mayhem:  Boo all you want, but its true.  Twice I fought BDG to regain my title, and both times I lost the match because of outside interference.  Did anyone from DGW come to my aid?  HELL NO.  BDG can walk around with MY belt all he wants but the bottom line is he has never actually PINNED me for the belt.  (For those wondering BDG defeated Nay-Bob, Mayhem and GMB WAAY back at Chaos in an over the top cage match)

Cole:  But why the KLIQ?

Mayhem:  Because through it all, they have stood beside me.  That’s the last thing I can say about that paper champ Nay-Bob and my former tag team partner Big Daddy G.  For all you idiots wanting a Prime-Time reunion . . . you can shove it (shades of Hogan 96)

(Tazz unfortunately jumped back into the conversation)

Tazz:  I’m sorry I have to ask, but the internet has been a buzz about a possible affair you had with Samantha Dorris in the past.  Is there anything you want to say about this?

Mayhem:  The only comment I’m going to make is Samantha, unlike the Chicago Cubs, didn’t choke . . .if you know what I mean.

(Crowd went nuts. Mayhem bored with Tazz quickly made his exit as the interview came to an abrupt end)

Shane:  Can you believe the pair on that guy?

JR:   Of all the nerve.  He’s just jealous that Nay-Bob got the job done and he couldn’t ain’t that right King . . .King . . .

King:  So where exactly does Samantha Dorris live?

(The video promo for the main event blared one more time, then the most anticipated main even in Sports Internet Entertainment kicked off!)

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