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(LITA’S MUSIC HIT!)
JR: Wait a minute! It’s LITA! LITA IS HERE!
Shane: What? I thought she was injured! What the hell is she doing here!
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(Lita raced to the ring as the crowd went nuts. Mary Alice-N-Chains was unaware of what was going on until she turned around to see Lita drop kicking her off the top rope)
Shane: NO!
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JR: Lita just took out Mary Alice and now Samantha is beating the holy living hell out of Victoria with that trash can lid!
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(Lita quickly exited the ring as the ref made his way back to his feet. Samantha went for the pin as Victoria lay helplessly on the ground. The crowd counted along with the ref
Crowd: 1 . . .2 . . .3!
King: YES, YES . . .oh my God YES!
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Shane: Victoria was robbed damnit!
JR: Oh Dear God what a match. Lita is back and she just helped Samantha keep another title with DGW
(Lita and Samantha celebrated in the ring as the crowd cheered them on)
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King: Oh forget that . . . it’s puppy time!
(The King dropped his headset and raced toward the ring)
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King: Oh right folks, its puppy time
(Crowd goes nuts)
King: For months now Samantha Dorris’ Hustler spread . . .no pun intended . . . has been censored, but not anymore. Finally Samantha’s
spread can been seen around the world.
Shane: Oh like it hasn’t already
King: So ladies and gentlemen I am proud to present the first ever sneak peak at what is sure to be the best selling Hustler ever
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(The crowd was on their feet and in full salute as the DGW-A-Tron flashed the cover of Samantha Dorris’ Hustler spread . . .snicker)
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(The screen then flashed page after page of the inside pictures of the magazine. Even Lita began to blush)
JR: Oh good Lord, hide the kids folks.
Shane: This is SICK JR.
JR: You know a lot of people seriously think she looks like Britney Spears
Shane:
10 years later . . . Britney Spears: Behind The Music . . . maybe. But I doubt even Britney still considers Ice Ice Baby a good song (inside joke humor me)
(Behind the scenes: I’m not sure what’s more pathetic. Me for coming up with this storyline, or the fact that Adam took the time to make a half
naked but censored Samantha Dorris CAW. Either way I’m sure when Samantha reads this she’s going to kill us . . .and that’s all that matters)
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(Samantha then delighted the crowd with a little striptease as she flaunted her recently won title as Mary Alice-N-Chains helped Victoria to the back)
JR: Well love her or hate her, she’s still the DGW Woman’s Champion and by God that’s all that matters tonight
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(You know, this is one screenshot that speaks for itself)
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