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The mother of all PPV’s kicked off with a party . . . a Hardcore party that is. The first match of the
night was going to be the first ever Hardcore Party match; a hardcore match that would take place at WWF New York . .. ugh . .. I mean DGW New York. The already pumped crowd was shocked when the
first Dear God moment of the night happened on stage: former WCW Nitro Girls reformed and walked onstage! DEAR GOD. It wasn’t long when these sexy divas were dancing away, pumping and
grinding their best . . . hmmm . .. “assets” to the delight of the mostly male audience. Ok, who are we fooling, except for the fat chick that still had a Jake “The Snake” Roberts T-Shirt
on, the audience was nothing but males (calm down Grand Master B). Soon, these already scantly clad women began completely stripping down in the nude, dancing on tables and even making out with
each other. Hmmmm. Hey wait a minute. Why are my inter-most thoughts showing up on this website. Oh Dear God, reading my brain . . .AHHHHH . . .help . . help.
(wow, I really have to stop drinking while I do these write ups. Ok seriously . . . )
Booker T shocked the world when he won the Hardcore belt at Black Valentine. Now he was going to have to
defend his belt against former DGW Hardcore champion Big Show and Goldust. But the all three participants were shocked when a surprise 4th person added himself to the match via the 24/7 rules . . . The Undertaker! And no, this wasn’t just “any” ol’ Undertaker. This was the new “short haired” Undertaker.
(yes, somehow in Adam Mayhem’s busy schedule he managed to create a “short
haired” Undertaker. How does he manage to juggle his social life like that! Wait what am I saying. I created this crap :)
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