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(With a burst of pyro, the 13th, yes, 13th episode of DGW’s Raw Is Smackdown was underway. Before any in ring action began, a brief promo detailing the highlights of Re-Evolution was shown including the unbelievable ending)
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(A very somber JR took to the mic)
JR: Folks, there’s still no update on The Undertaker after that deadly explosion at Re-Evolution. Paramedics and emergency personal
worked for hours after the explosion, but they were unable to find or recover the body of the Undertaker. Our hearts go out to Taker’s family, Sara and all the fans . . .
Bischoff: Wait wait wait. They didn’t find any trace of the Undertaker’s body JR, that means it’s possible that Taker just staged this
whole damn thing.
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JR: Oh what in the hell are you talking about.
Bischoff: You know exactly what I’m talking about. After that ass beating he was given by Grand Master B at Re-Evolution, the Undertaker is
scared. He doesn’t want to face Grand Master B anymore. He is too embarrassed to show his face in the locker-room, so he faked his own death. How low can you go.
JR: Oh shut the hell up. I swear to God you are the biggest ass I’ve ever met in my life. The Undertaker got beat. Grand
Master B was indeed the better man . . . for the night. But I’ve got to believe that something more than petty pride was involved in the explosion that happened . . .
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(before JR could continue The KLIQs music hit as the powertrip headed to the ring)
King: Now this is what I’m interested in. The KLIQ shocked everyone when they cost Stone Cold the belt by attacking both Big Daddy G and
the Texas Rattlesnake! What in the world were they thinking?
JR: With this group you never know King. But I’ve got to believe that Austin will be here tonight to get a little revenge
Bischoff: Same goes for Big Daddy G
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(The crowd was a mixture of boos and cheers as Triple “Booker Who?” H, Scott “Hide The Booze” Hall, Shawn “God forgives my Playgirl issue” Michaels and Kevin “Please Don’t Call him
Diesel” Nash celebrated in the ring. Scott Hall was the first to grab a mic)
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Hall: Hey Yo
(crowd cheers)
Hall: Survey time! Did you people come here tonight to see . . . DGW
(Crowd cheers as Triple H, HBK and Nash began laughing)
Hall: Or did you people come here tonight to see . . .the KLIQ!
(Mixture of cheers and boos)
Hall: Looks like it’s one more for the good guys.
(Hall then laughingly gave the mic to Triple H . . .ugh)
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HHH: You know a lot of people have been asking the question “why did we attack Big Daddy G and Stone Cold at Re-Evolution.” Well the
answers pretty damn simple . . . because we can!
(crowd then boos)
HHH: Big Daddy G can run his mouth all he wants about how the Unholy Alliance is the next Evolution in Sports Internet Entertainment, but the fact
is your looking at the most dominate force this business has ever known. For years everyone has talked about how lethal we were in the locker room, well at Re-Evolution we showed just how lethal we
can be in the ring.
King: You have to admit JR, they are four of the greatest talents this industry has ever seen.
Bischoff: Yes they were King. The key word being WERE!
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HHH: And then you’ve got Stone Cold and all the idiots that still cheer for this has been.
(Crowd really boos)
HHH: Yeah boo all you want, let’s not forget it was Stone Cold that took his ball and went home last year, disgracing himself and this business.
JR: Oh give me a break. . .
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(The crowd continued to boo, but that didn’t stop Triple H. His promo started out powerful, but then it just kept going)
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. . . and going
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. . . and going
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. . . and going
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(People were wishing that something other than Married by America was on right now. And as if Triple H’s boring promo wasn’t enough to send the crowd crazy, what happened next almost started a
riot as Raw Is Smackdown was interrupted by . . .
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