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JR: Hello and welcome again everyone to the greatest show on the Internet today, Raw IS Smackdown. Good ol’ JR along side Jerry “The
King” Lawler and the Stepford child himself, Shane McMahon.
Shane: $10 says no one will get the Stepford child joke, JR, but thanks for the introduction.
JR: Well let’s get right down to it, Dear God 7: Wrestlemania will go down as one of the most controversial PPVs in the history of
DGW. Whether you liked it or not, you’ll have to admit the greatest thing of the night was when Nay-Bob defeated Big Daddy G for the DGW Heavyweight title.
Shane: Oh my ass it was. Big Daddy G was robbed and I personally except a rematch here tonight.
King: And let’s not forget about all of the other title changes that took place. With the exception of the East Side Mangler retaining
the DGW Hardcore Title, EVERY single belt swapped hands.
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JR: Yes indeed they did King. And although I was happy to see Mr. and Mrs. Big Daddy G lose their gold, I was equally upset to see the KLIQ
rise in power. Not only did Hall and Nash take home not only the DGW Tag Team belts, but Shawn Michaels captured both the IC and X-Division belts in an amazing 4-way ladder match.
Shane: Well we may not agree on most things JR, but I’ll have to agree that the fact that those old bastards are holding so much gold really
pisses me off. And speaking of pissing me off, who in the HELL is this new Black Scorpion? I mean talk about blast from the past. Then he attacks my WCW boys unprovoked? Shameless.
JR: Unprovoked my ass Shane. Nay-Bob defeated BDG with his own move and you sent your boys for the beat down. But thank God for this
new masked man. Hopefully tonight we’ll . . .
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(WOOOOOOOOOOO. JR was cut off as DGW General Manager and WCW leader Ric Flair headed to the ring)
Shane: Wooooooo, look out it’s time to fly high baby.
(Flair actually got a good decent about of pops and wooos while heading to the ring. The 16-time former WCW Champion and living legend then grabbed a mic.)
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Flair: You know when you’ve been up and down that aisle and in the ring as much as I have, you see a lot of things. I’m a 16-time WCW
Champion. I’ve wrestled the best and by God, I’ve beat the best.
(Crowd beings to WOOOOO)
JR: There’s no doubt that Flair is one of the greats.
Flair: When you’ve rode in as many limousines, wrestled as many matches and slept with as many women as I have in my career, it takes a LOT and
man I mean a LOT to surprise me anymore. But when I saw Nay-Bob defeat Big Daddy G for the DGW Heavyweight title at DG7, I gotta tell you it was one of the most shocking and disgraceful things
I’ve ever witnessed in my life.
(Crowd boos)
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JR: Oh give me a break
Flair: I say it often, but to be the man, you have to beat the man. And the bottom line is that Big Daddy G is the man. (crowd boos).
Bitch all you want, but Big Daddy G has defeated me. And while I may be the greatest wrestler in my generation, Big Daddy G is the greatest wrestler of his generation. (crowd boos again)
JR: Oh my ass he is. He’s no Ricky Steamboat, he’s no Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Shane: Oh calm down!
(Trivia: What past RIS match did BDG and then partner Adam Mayhem ‘technically’ defeat Flair?).
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Flair: But as shocked as I was at the outcome of the New York Brawl, nothing could have prepared me for what happened next. The lights went
down and standing in this ring was a man wearing and calling himself the Black Scorpion. God @#%$it that made me mad. Who in the hell does this son of a bitch think he is?
(Flair started getting the typical Flair angry red face).
Flair:
For all of the young ones who didn’t know, I was the original Black Scorpion almost 15 years ago. I let it go when that wannabe Big Daddy G, Adam Mayhem, assumed the role last year, but this time I can’t let it go.
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King: Wanna be Big Daddy G. You gotta admit, that’s pretty funny JR.
Flair: When I saw that spineless masked man take out the Big Dirty Bastard East Side Mangler, I just wanted to puke.
(crowd is going nuts booing at the former champ)
Flair: And then it hit me. There’s only ONE person in this business that could get underneath my skin like that. There’s only ONE
person in this WORLD that could make me that mad, my moral enemy . . .
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