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Flair: STING!!
(Crowd goes nuts)
JR: What? Sting? Could it be?
King: Flair thinks the Black Scorpion is Sting!
Shane: Hey it does make sense. Look at the outfit.
Flair: Stinger (Flair struts across ring) wooooooo, come on out damnit. I may not be getting any younger, but I’m still the jet-flyin’,
limousine-ridin’, wheelin’-dealin’, kiss-stealin’ son of a gun I always was. And I would love to end my career beating your ass.
(Fans began a Sting chant as Flair continued to get red in the face prancing around the ring. Although everyone in the arena was hoping to hear Sting’s music hit, instead . . .)
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(Big Daddy G’s music hit instead as the former DGW Heavyweight Champion headed to the ring. The crowd went nuts and started pelting BDG with trash)
JR: Oh what in the hell is this jackass doing out here?
King: Look at Flair, JR, he looks equally as shocked as these fans.
Shane: Listen, BDG held the belt for over 6 months, you guys and these idiot fans should show more respect damnit!
(Behind The Scenes: Forum guys, check out the new entrance. Oh, thanks for the new name Tazz heehee)
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(BDG walked past Flair, giving him an angry stare before going to each turnbuckle for a “shades of Angle” pose and boos. BDG then grabbed a mic and headed toward Flair)
BDG: Flair I’ll get to you in a minute. But first I need to address one issue . . . Nay-Bob
(crowd cheers)
BDG: You know Nay-Bob, it takes a big man to admit defeat. It takes a big man to come out here and admit the better man won at Dear God 7. It
takes a big man to stand in this ring and say “Congratulations.”
JR: Wow, did I just hear that from BDG?
BDG: (briefly pausing) . . . I however am only 5’ 10’ so I’m NOT a big man, and I’m not about to say any of those things you tools.
(Crowd boos and Flair looks on)
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BDG: Nay-Bob victory over me as a FLUKE. You see Mary Alice-N-Chains and I just had our one year wedding anniversary, so we’re still
“celebrating” if you know what I mean. (BDG starts making thrusting motions with his hips sending the crowd into chaos). So, I wasn’t in top form. Not to mention the fact that I
had the stomach flu. And then I got a paper cut on two of my fingers.
JR: Oh for the love of God.
BDG: Hey don’t laugh, paper cuts hurt like a bitch, damnit. The ONLY thing Nay-Bob proved at DG7 is that the Jack is THE single most
dominating move in this history of this business.
King: Well he should know, Nay-Bob defeated BDG with his own move!
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(BDG then turned to Flair)
BDG: The reason I came out here is pretty simple Flair. I don’t give a damn about this Black Scorpion crap, I don’t give a damn about Sting,
the only thing I want to hear you say in this damn ring is when I get my rematch with Nay-Bob God @#%$it.
Shane: Whoa. He means business.
(crowd boos)
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Flair: (in his classic soft tone) BDG I was getting to that, but I think you need to realize who your talking to, because I was winning
belts when you where still pissing in your diaper.
(Flair just smiled as the crowd jeered on)
Flair: I was going to grant you a rematch at the next PPV, Uprising, but I’ve decided against that.
Shane: What the hell is going on here?
(BDG was furious and began getting into Flairs face)
BDG: And just why am I not facing Nay-Bob at Uprising?
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Flair: Because you’re going to face him here tonight!
(Flair and BDG begin to smile one another as the Living Legend shook BDG’s hand as the crowd went nuts)
JR: Oh you’ve got to be kidding? Nay-Bob is a fighting champion, but there are more people that deserve a title shot other than Big Daddy
G
Shane: Name me one of those so called people who have held the belt longer than Big Daddy G? NO ONE.
BDG: That’s right Nay-Bob, don’t get used to wearing my belt for too long, because it’s coming home to daddy tonight.
(BDG and Flair celebrated in the ring Woooing the crowd when . . .)
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