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(The big man, Vince McMahon’s music hit as the DGW CEO made his way to the ramp)
JR: Vince is here! Oh hell yeah, the boss is back and this crowd is loving it
(Behind the scenes: Don’t forget folks, Vince is a babyface in DGW ;)
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Vince: SHUT IT DOWN, NOW, ALL OF IT. Turn there mics off I’m sick of this crap.
Flair: Hey you can’t talk to us . . .
Vince: SHUT UP (Vince said with his trademark voice). I’m Vince McMahon, damnit, and I can do whatever in the hell I want!
(Crowd begins to chant Vince as the Chairman angrily glanced over at his son at the announce ramp)
Vince:
And Shane, don’t worry son, I’ll deal with you later. Now for the two jackasses in the ring. Flair, first of all there’s no WAY the Black Scorpion is Sting because I was having a meeting with him in my private skybox at DG7 trying to get him to return to the ring.
(Crowd pops)
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Vince:
Your guess as to who the Black Scorpion is as good as mine. And Flair you may be the GM of DGW and you have the right to change how a match is laid out, but I can make and change any damn thing I want. So if you think for a minute I’m going to give Big Daddy G a rematch tonight again Nay-Bob, you’ve got another thing coming.
(Crowd goes nuts)
Shane: What? OH that’s total bull.
BDG: Listen old man, I don’t give a crap who you are. I deserve my title shot and I’m the Game . .a . . .and I am that damn gooo . .
Vince: SHUT UP you SON OF A BITCH!
(crowd oohs)
Vince: BDG open your mouth one more time and you’ll be the next to join the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass club.
(crowd goes nuts)
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Vince:
I’ve been away for awhile now, but I got tired of seeing the same crap week after week. So tonight’s Raw is Smackdown is going to be a special Raw is Smackdown. Tonight’s show is going to be called Vincent Kennedy McMahon presents . . . Raw is Smackdown. I’m going to make the matches not only for this show, but for the next PPV Uprising.
JR: Oh hell yeah.
Vince:
So I had a little talk with Nay-Bob backstage, and I told him he had the night off . . . but he wouldn’t take no for an answer, he wants to kick someone’s ass here tonight.
(BDG began shaking his head in the ring as the crowd cheered)
Vince:
Oh don’t get cocky you bastard, because it’s not going to be you. You see this is how it’s going to work. Nay-Bob is NOT going to be defending his belt here tonight.
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(Flair and BDG went nuts in the ring. Flair pulling his coat off and slinging it around while BDG began stomping around the ring)
Vince: Tonight the new DGW Champion, Nay-Bob, is going to face any WCW opponent you want Flair . . .anyone except BDG.
(crowd cheers and BDG continues to get pissed in the ring)
Vince:
IF Nay-Bob loses tonight, then Big Daddy G will get his title shot at Uprising, but if Nay-Bob wins then Big Daddy G forfeits his #1 Contendership and has to work his way back up the chain.
BDG: Oh kiss my ass Vince. There’s no way in hell I’m going to . . .
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Flair: DEAL Vince.
JR: Vince: What?
Shane: What?
BDG: What?
King: Is this an Austin promo or what? Damn now I’m saying it.
(The crowd went nuts as BDG got in Flairs face again)
Flair: Big Daddy G calm down. You’re going to have to trust me on this one. You don’t become known as the dirtiest player in the
game without having an ace up your sleeve. So Vince . . . you’re on baby.
Vince: It’s going to be a pleasure watching you’re precious WCW fall one by one.
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(Vince then look his exit as BDG and Flair continued to taunt the crowd)
JR:
DEAR GOD. Nay-Bob is going to square off against an unspecified WCW member here tonight and if he wins, then it’s Funaki and Crash Holly matches for BDG.
Shane: Yeah, but that’s not going to happen JR. At Uprising, BDG is going to take back what’s his.
(A brief commercial break was next as BDG and Flair exited the arena)
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