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J.R. Hello Jim Ross along side Jerry King Lawler welcoming everyone to a very special Raw is Smackdown.
King: Special? What’s so special about seeing a perfectly good young man dying in the middle of the ring?
J.R. Of course the King is talking about the in ring marriage of two of our biggest superstars in DGW, Big Daddy G and Mary Alice-N-Chains!
It’s all happening here tonight. But first we’ve got some unfinished business . . .
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(Adam Mayhem’s new music hits as the DGW Champion headed to the ring. The screech of the 14 year-olds in attendance was almost deafening. It sounded like a 1986 Bon Jovi concert.).
J.R. We’ve said it 1000 times King that anything can happen here in DGW, and that is exactly what happened at Revelation when the Black
Scorpion was revealed to be Adam Mayhem after he captured the belt from that nWo yeller tail Grand Master B.
King:
I’ll tell you what J.R., after my divorce with The Kat, I thought nothing could surprise me anymore, but I was wrong? Did you have a clue that Adam Mayhem was the Black Scorpion?
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J.R.: None whatsoever King. I was in total shock when the Black Scorpion was unmasked.
King:
That was more shocking than that video I saw of Samantha Dorris from Big Daddy G’s bachelor party. That was worse than that birthday video from three years ago!
J.R. Yeah, I know King. Who would have ever thought she’d swing that way.
(The banter continued as Mayhem grabbed a mic to address the crowd for the first time in almost four months)
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Mayhem: Excuse me while I whip this out.
(Mayhem took off his heavyweight belt as the girls went into a frenzy)
Mayhem: At Revelation, I proved exactly why they call me the All Nighter Super Exciter when I defeated Grand Master Bater to become your DGW
Champion. That makes the third, count them, third time I have pulled something on GMB. First there was the infamous sex scandal, then the Dear God V fiasco and finally the Black Scorpion
ruse.
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(crowd begins to chant: MAYHEM, MAYHEM, MAYHEM)
Mayhem: After the nWo
tried to end my career a couple of months ago, I knew I had to go underground to enact my revenge. And that’s exactly what I did. No one knew that I was the Black Scorpion. Not even my Prime Time teammate Big Da . . . .
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(Big Daddy G’s music hits as the crowd goes nuts)
King: Oh man things are heating up now J.R. Let’s not forget that technically the DGW belt was stolen from Big Daddy G at
Wrestlemania.
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(Big Daddy G briefly stared at Mayhem as he entered the ring, but walked past him to do his standard 4 turnbuckle celebration to the crowds delight)
J.R. I’ve got to believe that Big Daddy G is happy for Adam Mayhem, but then again Mayhem chose not to tell anyone that he was the Black
Scorpion. Not even his own teammate.
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(BDG then grabbed a mic as the crowd began chanting B. D. G., B. D. G., B. D. G.)
BDG: For four months, I have been fighting the nWo
I had endure countless beat downs, my own family betraying me (Nay-Bob) and even getting knocked on my ass by X-Pac of all people. And where were you Mayhem?
J.R. Oh this isn’t good King.
BDG: I thought you were injured? The world thought you were injured? But instead, you were dancing around here in a damn mask and
tights. And now you’re the DGW champion? Well Mayhem, there’s only one thing I’ve got to say to you . . .
(crowd began to grow silent, not knowing what BDG was going to do or say next)
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