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(A short promo was shown with the usual DGW Raw Is Smackdown logo being replaced with a new DGW Nitro logo. The crowd began to boo loudly as the pryro started and the music blared)
(Behind the scenes: We received numerous emails asking “what arena are you going to use for DGW Nitro?” Well, unfortunately none of the arenas
remotely resemble the old WCW Nitro set, so we’re going to stick with the old Smackdown arena so we can continue to re-use past screenshots . . . thus allowing us more time to play Smackdown 4:
Shut Your Mouth)
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(In traditional WCW fashion, the announce table had been moved to the back of the arena, much to the dismay of JR and The King. Both men slowly made their way to their announce table)
JR: King, I hate to say it, but I’m speechless. Never in a million years did I ever think I’d be doing the commentary on Nitro.
King: I know what you mean JR. I don’t know what’s worse, WCW Nitro or divorce court. Well, I take that back, at least I’m
familiar with divorce court. I mean what’s going to happen here tonight JR? Are we going to have to commentate matches featuring La Parka or what?
(Eric Bishoffs music hit before JR could comment)
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(Bishoff played up the crowd in typical fashion, then to the surprise of JR and The King, he made his way to their announce table).
Bishoff: Well if it isn’t Good Ol’ JR. and Jerry The King Lawler, man what an honor to meet you two.
(JR and The King looked sternly at the WCW owner as the crowd continued to boo)
Bishoff:
Man would you listen to that crowd? (He said sarcastically) Isn’t it great! There’s nothing I love more than a hot crowd. Especially when I get to make such an historic annoucement.
(Crowd continued to boo)
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Bishoff:
In typical Nitro fashion, I wanted to start out the show with a bang. So it is an honor to present to you a NEW member of the annoucement team.
King: What?
JR: Did I just hear him correctly?
Bishoff: I wanted to pick a commentator who really understands and respects this business. Someone who will bring a new depth to the in-ring
action. So ladies and gentlemen, it is my proud honor to introduce to you the third member of the DGW announce team . . . .ME, ERIC BISHOFF.
JR: OH SON OF A . . .
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(Bishoff puts on his headset as JR and The King look on in horror)
Bishoff:
Oh man, isn’t this great. Three of the greatest commentators of all time sitting at the same table. I’m pumped. I’m just so full of excitement, how about you JR?
JR: Oh you’re definitely full of something Bishoff.
Bishoff: What was that?
JR: Nothing. Can we just get on with the damn pro . . .
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(JR was once again cut off as the Unholy Alliance’s music hit and the trio made their way to the stage. Bishoff stood and applauded as JR and The King looked on in disgust).
Bishoff: What amazing athletes right guys?
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GMB: Let me just say what an honor it is to introduce to you once again your DGW Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the word . . .Big . . .
Daddy . . . G!
(The Unholy Alliance continued to taught the crowd as Big Daddy G grabbed a mic)
BDG: Thank you Grand Master B. I can’t tell you how much this latest title victory means to me. Especially after my almost career
ending injury.
(BDG then acts crippled as ESM helps him walk around)
JR: Oh this is just sick.
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BDG: And the fact that I won this belt all by myself is a true testament to the type of dedication I have in the ring . . . and my personal
relationship with Jesus.
JR: No help my ass. Adam Mayhem had the match won until Grand Master B showed up.
King: Relationship with Jesus? He’s about as Christian as the Honky TonkMan.
Bishoff: Would you calm down, I’m trying to hear our champion speak.
(The Unholy Alliance continued to their mockery much to the crowds disliking).
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GMB: Hey guys, check out that hot chick on the front row. “How you doin’ baby. Is that your boyfriend . . . or your brother . . .
hell in this town you never know”
(crowd reacts to the very obvious cheap “hometown” heel heat)
BDG:
But I wasn’t the only one to walk away with gold at Unholy. The Mangler walked away with not just one belt, but two belts – the Hardcore and TV Championships!
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(Crowd boos as the Big Dirty Bastard – grabbed the mic)
ESM: For a year I’ve been waiting for the big leagues. Waiting for Vince McMahon to give me my big break . . .BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED (the
big man screamed). So that’s why I turned my back on DGW. (crowd boos). I’ve been with WCW less than a month, and I’m a double champion. Everyone wants to say that I
screwed Vince McMahon . . .well . . .as Vince as said in the past, Vince McMahon screwed Vince McMahon.
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Bishoff: Is he telling the truth or not JR?
JR: The hell he is. Vince gave ESM numerous shots at the big leagues. It’s not his fault he kept relapsing from his drug . . .
Bishoff: ENOUGH! We don’t talk about that phase in Mangler’s life anymore.
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ESM: DGW learned the hard way not to mess with the Big Dirty Bastard. Vince McMahon learned not to mess with the Big Dirty Bastard. And
Brock Lesnar and The Manic found out the hard way to never NEVER cross me.
(A quick recap is shown of ESM winning at Eruption and Unholy)
ESM: Everyone knew that we would have some sort of surprise in store at Unholy, but no one guessed it would be the greatest WCW Champion of all
time. It is my honor to present to you the newest member of WCW. The man, the myth . . . give it up . . .for GOLDBERG!
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