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After the amazing ending of Black Valentine, the world was waiting to hear from either the nWo or Team DGW. Instead they got . . . Fred Durst?? Yes this Raw is Smackdown opened to the sounds
of Limp Bizkit as Fred Durst “entertained” the crowd.
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“Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’ . . .
The music stopped and Fred grabbed a mic:
Fred: “Please Wes, come back!! It’s never going to work. Poison tried it when they kicked out CC. PLEASE Wes, PLEASE!!”
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It’s the peoples champ! The people’s champ is making his way to the ring!
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The Rock: “Who in the blue hell are you . . .and why are you in the Rock’s game?”
Fred Durst: “Yo, muther #@%$ I’m Fred muther @$ . .. “
The Rock: “IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS . . .”
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DEAR GOD!! The Rock has just laid out Fred Durst to the delight of the entire crowd. But what’s this . . .Hollywood Hogan has just entered the arena.
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Hogan: Face it THE Rock, there is a reason why they call me “Hollywood” Hogan. I am the only real wrestling superstar, and you’re just
trying to ride on my coat tails. Piper tried it and look what happened to him. Does anyone remember “Hell Comes to Frogtown?” Who wants to
see The Scorpion King or The Mummy Returns, when you can watch such classics as Mr. Nanny, Santa With Muscles or No Holds Barred? I am the “Robert Deniro” of wrestling actors . . .and your nothing but a Luke Perry.’
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(Crowd Boos)
on a side note, I personally liked Hell Comes to Frogtown . ..but of course I also like Troma movies :)
For those interested, I actually got to meet Lloyd (founder of Troma) last year and tour the studio
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