Original Airdate:  April 15

Takes place between the PPVs
Wrestlemania and Revelation

 

(and we’re live in 3 . . .2 . . . cue the pyro)
J.R:  Welcome once again everyone to what is sure to be a historic night here on Raw is Smackdown.  Ric Flair is now the 100% owner of DGW and he is expected to address the crowd on this issue tonight.

King:  Oh forget that J.R.  Tonight we get to see puppies!  The first ever DGW Bra and Panties match featuring Mary Alice-N-Chains vs Stacy Kibler. 

J.R:  Yes indeed King, and hopefully we’ll get to talk to Hulk Hogan about his historic match with the Rock at Wrestlemania, and his plans now that he is no longer apart of the nWo.  That’s a little later but now . . .

(nWo’s music hits.  New DGW champions GMB and Nay-Bob enter the ramp with their gold in place as the crowd boos)

J.R.:  Oh well look at this, King.  I want to know why, why damnit.  Why in the hell Nay-Bob would turn his back on BDG and join the likes of GMB.

King:  Oh come on J.R. have you seen BDG’s new outfit.  That alone would make me turn.

(side note:  bite me all of you.  I like my new outfit damnit!)

(GMB and Nay-Bob then strutted around the ring showing off their new gold)

(crowd starts chanting . . .Grand Master Bater (clap clap)  Grand Master Bater (clap clap)   Grand Master Bater (clap clap)   GMB then grabs a mic)

GMB:  Bitch all you want, losers, that doesn’t take away from the fact that I am the Undisputed DGW World Champion.

Crowd:  What?

GMB:  I beat BDG fair and square and you people can’t handle that

Crowd:  What?

J.R (at the same time):  Oh my ass you did

GMB:  Why are you idiots chanting “What?”  This is about BDG and GMB, not Stone Cold.

Crowd:  What?

GMB:  JESUS you guys are idiots.  Why do you chant “What?” for people other than Stone Cold? You bunch of backwoods hillbillies?

(the backwood hillbillies begin to boo again)

GMB: But what can you say about a bunch of people that would actually cheer for an old bastard like Hulk Hogan.  (crowd boos).  Hogan, you dropped the ball at Wrestlemania, losing to the Rock of all people.  So that’s why we kicked your old ass out of the nWo.  Besides, I’m the only TRUE legend in DGW . . . not Hogan.  So, if you morons could shut up for a moment, I’d like to introduce you to the new DGW Intercontinental Champion and the latest member of the most elite group in sports entertainment . . . ladies and gentlemen I give you  . . . Nay-Bob!

(the crowds boos were almost deafening)

(crowd continues to boo and throw debris in the ring while Nay-Bob grabs a mic)

NB:  Survey time! So how do you people like my new shirt.

(Nay-Bob high fives GMB as the crowd begins to chant You Sold Out, You Sold Out)

NB:  Yeah, I sold out.  But not for the color green . .. but the color brown

J.R.:  What? What in the hell is he talking about King?

NB:  Scott Hall is a recovering alcoholic, so that means all of that beer that he bought for the nWo is now mine.

J.R.  Oh I don’t believe this.  Nay-Bob turned on his own family just for a couple of beers.

King:  A couple? You obviously haven’t seen Scott Hall drink before J.R.  From what I’ve heard, Nay Bob is going to be in pink elephant heaven.

GMB:  There is nothing or no one that can stop us.  Not Ric Flair, obviously not BDG . . . no one.  We will stop at nothing but the complete destruction of DGW and there is no one who will stop us . . .

Blackness Hits the Arena . . .

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