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(The following episode takes place the following night after our last PPV Uprising. And with a much anticipated blast of pyro, Raw is Smackdown returned as the crowd went nuts)
Shane McMahon: Hello again everybody and welcome to what is sure to be the greatest night in Sports Internet Entertainment history. Tonight, my father, Vince McMahon is coming out to make an
announcement of epic proportion.
JR: I’m still in a state of shock. How could Vince McMahon turn on the company that he created?
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King: Vince aligning himself with WCW makes no sense at all. It would be like Samantha Dorris turning into a nun!
JR: I just don’t get it King. DGW was finally giving WCW a run for their money and then bam out of no where Vince . . .
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SC: Vince coming out with Flair and Bischoff
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(But before JR could finish, ‘No Chance’ blared through the arena as Vince made his way to the ring along side DGW General Manager Ric Flair and WCW owner Eric Bischoff)
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JR: Well I never thought I’d see the day when Vince would be walking side by side with these two.
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SC: Vince, Flair, Bischoff in the ring
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SC: Show, Mary Alice-N-Chains, Steiner
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(One by one, the entire WCW roster made their way out to outside of the ring)
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King: Oh tell me when this is over Jr, I can’t watch
Shane: You’re looking at greatness guys. Evolution, baby, evolution
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SC: Damien, Torrie Wilson, Rey Mysterio
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(Vince grabbed a mic as he started doing his classic Vince strut in the ring. The crowd continued to boo)
Vince: SSSHUT UP DAMNIT!!!!
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(The crowd booed as Vince tried to continue)
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Vince: Uprising will go down as one of the greatest . . .no wait, it was THE greatest moment in my LIFE (as usual say this stuff as only Vince can). All day long all I’ve heard is “how
could you turn your back on the very company you created?” Well, it’s real simple. I wasn’t the one that turned their back on DGW . . . DGW turned its back on ME
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JR: WHAT! Of all the nerve!
Vince: For over a year now we’ve been at war with WCW and the KLIQ. Just when I thought that we had defeated them, they would come back even stronger. With every victory we gained, we
would lose another. You wanna know why I decided to move to WCW, it’s because I got tired of being on a losing team damnit.
(Crowd booed)
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Vince: I was the one that started DGW and by God I’m going to be the one that CHHOKES the remaining life out of this damn company. I’m going to KILL it. I’m going to kill my own
creation. Everyone has been guessing what my big announcement is going to be tonight, so let’s just get it out of the way first. You are watching the LAST Raw is Smackdown ever.
King: What!
JR: Oh My God!
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Vince: As a matter of fact you are watching the last DGW event ever because as of this moment this war between DGW and WCW . . . is OVER! DONE! FINISHED.
(The crowd went nuts as they started throwing trash in the ring)
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JR: I’m totally shocked King.
King: For once in my life I’m speechless too JR.
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